The Poison T-Shirt Printed in USA

🐍🖤 The Poison — Sweet. Slow. Inevitable. Unapologetically Yours. 🖤🐍

Some things don't kill you quickly. They work slowly, beautifully, deliberately — until you can't imagine life without them. That's The Poison. That's this tee. That's our cultura.

In our world, poison isn't always a warning. Sometimes it's a love story. The abuela's chile that makes your eyes water but you go back for more. The corrido that breaks your heart every time but you play it on repeat. The barrio that tried to swallow you whole but made you who you are. El veneno que nos forma. The poison that shapes us.

This tee is for the ones who have been called dangerous and wore it like a crown. For the ones who move through the world with quiet power — the kind that doesn't announce itself, it just arrives. For the ones who know that the most potent things in life come in small doses and leave a lasting mark.

You are not the warning label. You are the poison itself.

"El veneno más dulce es el que no sabe a nada."
(The sweetest poison is the one that tastes like nothing.)

🐍 Materials & Specifications

• Fabric: 5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton — potent, pure, and built to last (select colors are 50% polyester / 50% cotton blend)
• Weight: Medium-heavyweight — substantial enough to carry the weight of your mystique
• Construction: Seamless rib collar, taped shoulder-to-shoulder, double-needle stitching throughout — engineered to endure, like the effects of a good poison
• Collar: 7/8" ribbed round neck — clean lines, quiet power
• Fit: Quarter-turned body eliminates center creasing — smooth, deliberate, no accidents
• Label: Tear-away for maximum comfort — nothing irritating your skin while you're out here being dangerously yourself
• Print: Front DTF (Direct to Film) — vivid, precise, fade-resistant like a memory you can't shake
• Printing: Single-sided, made in USA — crafted with intention, shipped with care
• Colors: Sport Grey, Graphite, Black, Sand, White — from the pale bone of something ancient to the deep dark of something eternal

🧺 Washing & Care

• Machine wash cold with similar colors — keep the poison potent, keep the colors true
• Do NOT bleach — we don't dilute our culture and we don't dilute our tees
• Tumble dry low — slow and deliberate, like everything worth doing
• Do NOT iron directly on print — The Poison doesn't need heat to make an impact, it already does
• Do NOT dry clean — this tee was born in the streets, not the cleaners
• Pro tip: Turn inside out before washing to preserve the DTF print and keep every color as sharp as your edge

📐 Size Chart & Detailed Fit Guide

Classic fit — true to size for a structured, intentional silhouette, or size up for that slow-drip, oversized energy. All measurements taken flat.

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length (in)	28.0	29.1	29.9	31.1	31.9	33.1	34.3	35.0
Bust (in)	36.2	40.2	44.1	48.0	52.0	55.9	59.8	64.0
Back Sleeve (in)	15.6	17.0	18.5	20.0	21.5	22.8	24.2	25.3

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length (cm)	71	74	76	79	81	84	87	89
Bust (cm)	92	102	112	122	132	142	152	162.6
Back Sleeve (cm)	39.7	43.2	47.0	50.8	54.6	58.0	61.5	64.3

Measurements may vary up to 3cm. Precision matters — even in poison.

🎯 How to Determine Your Perfect Fit

1. Measure your chest: Wrap a soft tape measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it level and parallel to the floor. This is your primary sizing measurement.
2. Measure your preferred length: Hold a tee you love against your body and note where the hem falls. Compare to the length chart above to find your match.
3. Measure your back sleeve: From the center back of your neck, over your shoulder, to where you want the sleeve to end. This confirms shoulder fit and sleeve drop.
4. Choose your vibe: True to size for a clean, structured look — the quiet danger. Size up for that slow, draped, oversized energy — the kind of poison that takes its time. Two sizes up for full "I move in silence and leave a mark" drip.
5. Between sizes? Size up. More room to breathe, more room to be exactly as dangerous as you are — sin disculpas.

🚚 Shipping & Production

Production Time: 7–21 business days — each tee is made-to-order with deliberate intention. No mass production. No shortcuts. Your Poison tee is crafted specifically for you, reducing waste and honoring the slow, intentional art of creation.

Shipping Time: Varies by location and shipping method selected at checkout. Tracking provided once your piece begins its journey to you.

The best poisons are slow. Your tee is worth the wait.

🔥 Style It Your Way

Dark Venom: Black tee, black jeans, black boots, silver jewelry — full poison mode, silent and deadly

Desert Danger: Sand tee with dark denim and huaraches — the poison that hides in plain sight

Barrio Mystique: Graphite or Sport Grey tee with Dickies and Cortez — classic Chicano cool with a dangerous edge

Ghost Poison: White tee layered under a dark flannel or jacket — the contrast that makes the danger visible

✨ The Absinthe Society Promise

We make clothes for people who understand that the most powerful things in life don't announce themselves. They don't need to. The Poison is for the ones who walk into a room and change the energy without saying a word. For the ones whose presence is felt before they're seen. For the ones who have been underestimated, overlooked, dismissed — and then watched as everything they touched turned to gold.

In our cultura, we know about poison. We know about the things that were used against us — and we know how to transform them. We take the poison and make it medicine. We take the darkness and make it art. We take the danger and make it fashion.

That's what we do. That's who we are.

Unapologetically Chicano. Unapologetically dark. Unapologetically potent.

The Poison — Because the Most Dangerous Thing in the Room Is Always the One You Underestimated. 🐍🖤⚡