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Wear it wherever the most resilient person in the room needs to be you. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🖤 Materials \u0026amp; Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex — lightweight, breathable, moves with you; the fabric that fits like the second skin of someone who has survived everything and dressed well doing it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160 g\/m² — light enough to wear all day; substantial enough to hold La Viuda’s portrait and Mi Vida Loca’s declaration crisp and vivid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Slim fit — tailored through the chest and waist; the silhouette of the Chicano who carries their history with intention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e Short sleeve — the cut that lets the ink, the gold chain, and the story do their part\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStitch Color:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black or white, auto-matched to the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e White — the canvas that makes La Viuda’s darkness impossible to look away from\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🧺 Washing \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo NOT bleach — La Viuda doesn’t bleach; she endures in full color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo NOT iron — the spandex blend stays smooth on its own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo NOT dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003ePro tip: Turn inside out before washing — protect the print and keep the white bright; La Viuda deserves the best care\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e📐 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlim fit — runs close to the body by design. Size up for a more relaxed look. All measurements flat. Margin of error: 3cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable border=\"1\" style=\"border-collapse:collapse;width:100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShoulder\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBust\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.0\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable border=\"1\" style=\"border-collapse:collapse;width:100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShoulder\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBust\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e82\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e88\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e112\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e118\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e🎯 Your Perfect Fit\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMeasure your chest\u003c\/strong\u003e at the fullest point — your primary measurement for slim-fit tees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCheck your shoulder\u003c\/strong\u003e — seam should sit right at the edge of your shoulder bone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThis is a slim fit\u003c\/strong\u003e — intentionally close to the body. 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